My X-Files Script
January 15, 1998
Once I sent in a script to X-Files. They sent it back with a nasty letter. I wonder why.
Beev: AAAAH!
Alien eats his face
Eugene: NOOOOO!
Alien shoots him with a ray gun
Later…
Mulder: What do you suppose happened here, Scully?
Scully: Who cares? Let’s get naked and do it.
Mulder: Did you bring the whipped cream?
Scully: You bet
They begin undr—CENSORED
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