Sherwin Williams Wants You Dead
December 19, 2007
You may be saying, “But Zach, they’re just a harmless paint company, what would they have against humanity?” Well, I’ll tell you… THEY WANT TO FLOOD THE EARTH IN RED PAINT!!!
This may sound like crazy talk, but have you ever taken the time out of your busy schedule to look at their logo?
Look at that! Horrifying, isn’t it? I don’t know how they plan on getting a can of paint that’s one fourth as large as the earth, but it’s only a matter of time before they do it, so we’d better act fast! Do you think it’s just a coincidence that you can rearrange the letters in the name of their company to spell, “Hernias will swim”? I didn’t think so.