Fritos Burps

October 10, 2017

Fritos are so delicious! They’re right up there with Doritos in the Corn Chip hall of Fame™. Jalapeño, Chili Cheese, those twisty ones… they’re all magnificent! The only bad thing about them, besides how fat you’ll get, are the inevitable belching that follow. They taste like B.O.! Couldn’t our scientists do something about that? We have self-driving cars, aerosol butter, and sandwiches where they use fried chicken for the bun! Can’t we make these burps taste more like Big League Chew or something?